Last nights weird dream:

I was with friends and my sister at night outside watching some Christmas show and we watched a plane do this crazy loop then crash straight down. It made a huge fiery explosion that traveled like a nuclear blast and we all got separated.

Next thing I remember was running into Emily in some kind of locker room, but she was like my name isn’t Emily here. Everytime you found someone you knew from a previous time and they found out you knew their original name, something would change again, more drastic each time. The clothes, names, all of it.

Very sci-fi.

bybuckley:

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

huffylemon:

dankmemeuniversity:

lickystickypickyzzz:

youjustdrankcement:

I saw a tiktok saying that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two completely different hobbies and honestly take shelter bc that truth bomb is a big one

Everything hurts from this direct attack.

smallscout:

i couldn’t rest until i made this

kristina100000:

i love when people repost funny tik toks here im never downloading tht stupid fucking app you are my little messenger pigeons

xogs:

funnytwittertweets:

this is stupid and i love it

pg-chan:

goron-king-darunia:

actualaster:

specsthespectraldragon:

aphony-cree:

dwlostcompanion:

tchaikovskaya:

jeannettegray:

maarigolds:

fedtothenight:

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

Listen, if I’m gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

x

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

wait
that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture?

smooth penne exists?

that’s horrifying the ridges are the best part it’s like eating a tiny accordion

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

I have eaten penne lisce. Objectively the worst pasta. If you sneeze too hard in its general direction, any sauce on it will fly off. You can literally cook it in tomato sauce and it will still taste of nothing. Even if you stuff cheese inside it by hand, meticulously, individually, it will fall out. No friction on these fuckers. Bad pasta.

I love how this global situation has brought us to the absolute limits of our humanity in all ways. 

butt-actually:

virgoprivilege:

gen z are like “we’re bringing early 2000s back” ok then commit

I sent this to my sister (14 f) and she was like “no thanks”

avron:

patrickat:

cipheramnesia:

deliriumcrow:

splend-42:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

65/402 16% Danny Trejo
60/282 21% Christopher Lee
51/259 20% Lance Henriksen
41/211 19% Vincent Price
41/205 20% Dennis Hopper
41/204 20% Boris Karloff
39/209 19% John Hurt
33/117 28% Sean Bean

Danny Trejo has been in 402 movies????